|1.||Pork and Stalk|
The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)
A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.
Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off
Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)