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1.
Person Of Restricted Growth
I am 5 foot tall.

hahahaha you porg
by Rob November 11, 2003
 
2.
A native of the planet Porg, most notable for their diminuative stature.

Porg's are never more than five feet tall.

Uber-Porgs are never more than four feet, six inches tall.
S/he is really tiny, a total Porg.
by The_Wrangler July 21, 2008
 
3.
Porg; ie. Person Of Reduced Growth.

Porg is a reference term for those below average height.
Common traits are unusually short limbs, childlike hands and feet.
In Western society porgism has especially negetive effects on men, as their reduced height makes them extremely less desirable to potential mates.
They are often insecure, and try to overcompensate for their lack of height by cockiness, adopting a more macho persona, using sarcasm as a defense,and buying fast cars.
Famous porgs include Tom Cruise and Bono(he always platforms!)

Adaption; G-PORG ie; ginger porg.
These rare unfortunates are cursed with this double whammy.
Due to their unattractiveness to the female race,and thus lack of breeding the G-PORGs may soon be extinct.
He was really hot in his mug shot, it wasnt until i met him i realised he was a fecking porg!

I walked in and heard someone calling my name.
I couldnt see anyone, until i heard "down here", and there he was.. all 5 foot of him.I was horrified.
by Niamho May 01, 2008
 
4.
Person of restricted growth
Describes small people. He/she is a PORG
by Alan Marpole May 04, 2006
 
5.
Person Of Restricted Growth. A halfling.
Lisa is a P.O.R.G Meaning Lisa is a small person of midget.
by mistercraigy lew May 04, 2007
 
6.
Short for poor guy. A person without any cuth, usually under the influence of some sort of substance. The guy not to be at an social event or anytime in life. You say porgs when you see one.
The guy that takes his shirt off to do a keg stand(Fratch). Porgs.
The guy that falls down down drunk in front of a cop that is at his front door(Gabe). Porgs.
The guy that blows the bestman speech at his best friends wedding(???) Porgs.
by GDuff May 02, 2006
 
7.
Person of reduced growth. A short person that no one likes. Good nickname for fat ugly midgets or just midgets.
"Come here porg" or more likely "go away porg"
by Rownna January 26, 2008