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A mustache so prickly, it wards off any semblance of closeness or affection. Wearer refuses to trim or groom to a state of less prickliness, despite requests by significant other.
I couldn't reach his lips through the porcustache.
by JerichoWalls August 12, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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