porculus 

Congressional legislation plugged as economic stimulus but crammed to the gills with pork and special projects.

Barack and Nancy's porculus bills were so obese they choked the US economy and contributed to the resulting Obama Depression.

porculus by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

Porpulus

1. A woman with meat well distributed in all the right places.

2. The right amount of feminine features such as the taint, foot width, and gut sag.

damn nigga she porpulus in all the right ways.

Porpulus by keskes76 February 25, 2011

porcupussy 

When a usually well waxed pussy need maintenance and get a little stubbly. It's porcupussy.

"I hadn't been waxed for a while - and when I wiped myself - I felt like I was petting a porcupine - my porcupussy"

porcupussy by Lewis Clark December 1, 2007

porkulus 

The Democrat-supported "Stimulus Package of 2009," actually just a massive pork-filled spending bill. Can apply to any pork-barrel bill disguised as "economic stimulus."

The bill only provides for Federal projects - it's not stimulus, just porkulus.

porkulus by AJMS January 28, 2009

Porkulus 

An obese person (usually male) who thinks they are attractive and/or strong. As if a Greek or Roman God.

"You should see me bench all those weights."

"shut up Porkulus, they only thing you can pick up is box of donuts."

Porkulus by Flappy McS February 11, 2009

porcupussy 

In and around a vaginal area that has been shaved recently, but not too recently. The hair creates stubble that may bring pain and/or discomfort to any foreign body that may come in contact with it. e.g (facial, pubic regions, ect.)

Matt: Why is your face all red?
Greg: I ate this girl out an hour ago, dude she was hot!
Matt: You sure she wasn't a hogbeast, looks like you dined on some total porcupussy!

porcupussy by C. Boyd January 9, 2009

porcupussy 

The day after a chick shaves her snatch and it's all stubbly. A prickly shag muffin.

I went down on my girl and git rug rash from her porcupussy. Snatch vag muff muffin

porcupussy by Boofisam July 8, 2014