porchehulu

Porchehula.- pronounced {Por~Chuh~La} ;. Getting caught having sex in a outdoor place or public setting.

Example; Our neighbors viewed are porchehulu activities from beyond the fence. Or, we witnessed a porchehula in the back of a SUV & laughed.

porchehulu by Reno/flex September 24, 2016

Porchpussy 

A person who talks shit to you from their porch but never leaves the porch.

Some kid called me a bitch from his porch but never left it, what a porchpussy.

Porchpussy by RT51 February 9, 2010

porcerous

coarse to the point of being abrasive; caustic

I was talking to Nick about selling Norelcos on eBay, when Eddie reminded me of the time when he stole microphones from the church. Eddie made a porcerous comment.

porcerous by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008

Porgeous

When a lady/gentleman is fat but also attractive

Travis: "Wasn't Kirsty Alley hot in Cheers?"

Bob: "Not as hot as Ted Danson but yes she was"

Travis: "Very true Bob. She was gorgeous back then but with the added weight she's probably more porgeous now"

Porgeous by The HeartBreak Kid September 20, 2012

porchose a bible 

porchose the bible

You:....P...O...R...Chose the Bible

Me: Porchose a Bible

porchose a bible by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020

porteous 

To fall unconscious whilst in the midst of penetration and then awaken later with no recollection of the event.

benson:did you hear about giles?
finley:oh no, he didnt pull another porteous did he? crikey!

porteous by The LIbrarian November 8, 2006

porchegese breakfeast 

Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!

Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!

porchegese breakfeast by Sickness of the Nickness July 9, 2007