Porch Beef 

1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.

Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.

Porch Beef by Foon J Cracker October 24, 2009

beef pooch 

a tiny ass soft taco filled with beef and cheese that only white people would eat. (Mexicans beware!)

Swing that beef pooch cracka!

beef pooch by conor kay January 5, 2004