pop a squat

to sit down or to take a seat.

Yo, pop a squat over here.

by Bradshaw April 9, 2005

Pop a squat

When you're camping and you need to pee but there isnt any actual toilets so you must squat in the woods.

Katie: OMG i have to pee soooo bad but i dont know if i should go in the lake or the bushes

Jess and Kellie (singing to the tune of row row row your boat): Katie has to pee, but cant make up her mind! she had better pop a squat, or we'll leave her behind!

by Troop 129 August 11, 2005

pop a squat

to take a seat; to squat down; to hover over the ground to piss or shit

Lemme pop a squat on this couch.
I'ma pop a squat so I can enjoy this view.
I'm gonna go pop a squat on the other side of the boulder.

by Bug Eatin Steve February 23, 2011

pop a squat

What a street ho does when she has to urinate

Don't look over there, that bitch is about to pop a squat

by DigitalKlepto April 23, 2003

pop-a-squat

What a group of girls must do when getting drunk in the woods and a bathroom is nowhere to be found.

"I gotta pee!"
"Me too!"
"Ok, let's pop-a-squat behind that tree."

by Stranger Danger August 8, 2005

pop a squat

to urinate outdoors, for females only

"Come outside with me, the line for the bathroom is too long... I need to pop a squat..."

"Ewwww, Barb popped a squat in her wedding dress!" lol

by spmfcb February 23, 2011

pop a squat

When ones friend tells you to have a seat

Hey pop a squat there man.

by Jon&Clayton February 16, 2005