Bedroom Poppadom 

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

Bedroom Poppadom by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011

poppadom 

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.

A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.

poppadom by the father of pindia July 25, 2006

Would you like a poppadom? 

A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.

Would you like a poppadom? He said.

Would you like a poppadom? by Famsham February 15, 2018

poppadoomdopullis

A term used only by the coolest mother fuckers in the world to address his/her father.

son/daughter: yo poppadoomdopullis when momma dukes coming come. im hungry as a mo fucka

dad:b well make your self somethin to eat you little shit for brains. . . AND STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT STUPID SHIT GOD DAMN IT!!!!!

poppadoomdopullis by krisKONG July 27, 2009

Poppadominator 

Prince.
Leader.
The heir to the throne of Tranol, India

I saw the Poppadominator yesterday

Poppadominator by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023

Poppadom 

To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.

You HAVE JUST HAD A RIGHT poppadom moment!!!

Poppadom by Simon April 2, 2005

poppadoppalis 

A man, and despite his Irish background, is an important part of sockington.com

Poppadoppolis is my personal jesus.

poppadoppalis by Butticus Primateous June 19, 2003