Poppa-J

Refers to a person who was around at the time of the Great Flood. One who's sexual functions has shut down, so that he must stick his dick in a fridge just to get it hard. See also: fag, homo, old shit, DIE IN A FIRE.

"Holy shit! I feel so Poppa-J today. I want to just dress up in spandex and watch Richard Simmons."

by Baby_Huey May 5, 2005

Poppa Smurf

To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
BONER!!!

"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"

by Chip Foster September 17, 2006

poppa don

N. An informal title for a good friend or acquaintance.

Yes yes wha gwan there poppa don!

by some_person August 19, 2005

poppa smurf

Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.

That dick looks likes poppa smurf

by Ohhh Donny June 15, 2007

poppa stoppa

a condom

yo i hope you a poppa stoppa cuz im not tryin to have any babies!

by ernie's gurl October 13, 2015

Poppa Byrd

Owner of the "Pop Byrd" dojo, alter ego of Scatman Cruthers and nemesis of "Pinky."

"yo, Pop Byrd, put those pork chops in the fridge with the beer and the broads."

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

poppa's thang

poppa's thang is a cock that is fucking huge and barely fits in a girls tight little pussy. very enjoyable.

Oh... poppa's thang was so penetrating in my pussy!!

by bangabanga June 29, 2007