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Popcorn is a seed with a little man on the inside. When it is heated, the little man on the inside gets mad. Very mad! So mad that he bursts! Which results in the poped corn. However, this isn't the end of it. Popcorn always gets revenge on its murderer by clinging on to the back on your throat when you eat it. This results in an itchy awful sensation on the back of your throat.
Man! That popcorn was good... but mad!
Popcorn by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020
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A Delicious. Yellowey food , usually for eating at the movies or for fun at home.
Chad: what do i eat in the movies?
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.
Popcorn by a wild bandaid May 5, 2017
A salty delicacy eaten when shit is about to go down.
Person 1 "Dude there's about to be a fight"
Person 2 "Okay lemme get the popcorn"
Popcorn by concussiontime June 18, 2016
Another term for Crack Cocaine. Since crack got it's original name from the sound it makes when the heat hits it, similar to how popcorn pops in the hot microwave. But do not do drugs plz.
I'm gonna hit the plug for some popcorn.
Popcorn by Robin Banks 777 January 18, 2020
Heaven.... pure, buttery, salty, munchy goodness.....
“This popcorn is AMAZING
POPCORN by \(*゚▽゚*)/ December 7, 2017
A term commonly use on social networking and message boards during disagreements to announce that the speaker is deriving amusement from the altercation. The term also indicates that the speaker is not otherwise going to participate in the argument. It is used by itself as an interjection or as part of a phrase that indicates the speaker is going to sit back and enjoy the show.
Bob1329: You're an idiot! That cup is red!
Alex the Tetrachomat: No, you're an idiot. Your brain perceives the cup as red!
SquiddleFishMan: Where did I put my popcorn?
popcorn by RabuRabuHotelBot November 18, 2016
Popcorn is a form of weed that started in West Dallas. It's just as strong if not stronger then "The Chronic". A couple of hits of that shit, and you're gone !
How much of that popcorn you got left ?

Shit, just enough for two cigars !
Popcorn by Dat_OakCliff_Nigga June 29, 2006