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Basically, a Popanov is a small fat man who wears his trousers up to his greasy sagging tits which thus produces a muffin-top. Popanov's menstruate every 5 days through the sweat glands in their scrotal dominion. They like to fuck kitchen appliances at extremely obtuse angles in a sport aptly named as 'obtuse angling'. Infact, Papadov Popanov holds the world record for 'obtuse angling' from a copious 178 degrees.
Mother and son walking down the street:
Son: Mummy whats that small round thing that smells like shit on the road side?
Mother: DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGIN YOU DIRTY LITTLE POPANOV CUNT!!!
popanov by Minkton March 18, 2008
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Popanopolous 

When something is/was waaaaay more than just poppin'.

To denote that something was the very essence of hype, live, fun, wild, sick, maybe even as a result of being Turnt Up.

Poppin + hippopotamus (cause they are hella' BIG) = Popanopolous (Something that was poppin' off in a BIG way!)
- Shit was straight popanopolous over at Mikes house.

- That nikka Don Deezy keeps things popanopolous all day er' day.
Venetian-Italian slang, a term used to indicate an individual who is especially rotund or obese. Can also be used to address an otherwise lean man with a bloated, out of proportion beer gut.
"Look at this dude wobbling up the stairs."
"Whoa, lol! Popatz!"
Popatz by JustinBer January 19, 2008

popaniggadickback 

"Please put your mouth on my penis + move your head up and down."
origininated in Houma, LA
Popaniggadickback! Suckaniggaasscrack!
popaniggadickback by rodmee November 10, 2010

popanzoi flip

Do these in this exact order
1. inhale lighter gas
2. sniff leather glue ( prenandez )
3. take some mdma
4. drink a shit ton of beer and whiskey
5. take all of your antidepressants
6. take a huge shit
7. fuck your girlfriend

8. end up in a psych ward
He did a popanzoi flip and cried because his balls get cold when he s not high.
popanzoi flip by omu' porc July 23, 2021
a big asshole
This potanz bullied me for years in high school.
Potanz by careb October 8, 2017