Poogin' around 

Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.

Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.

Poogin' around by jibcheese December 19, 2011

Pookin the Bean 

1. Pookin the Bean is when an eclectic fetish girl slams animal dildos against her clitoris harder than Rocky punching Apollo Creed due to her having destroyer her clitoris through strenuous and vigorous years of masturbation.

2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.

Man, all we wanted to do was play Arma, but the server owner was pookin the bean all night and fucking didn't update the game!"

Pookin the Bean by Masked_Deviant April 24, 2020

Poopin whoopin 

Originates from "coomin stoolin" wich is a slang word for stealing a cows powder. First mentioned in Diction*arium, a jackbox Game.
Mostly used in German Urban regions

Person 1: Ayo, did you see Clim poopin whoopin yesterday?
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶

Poopin whoopin by DerEchtePhilosHelmWilhelm February 15, 2022

Pootin

The correct spelling of Putin as in Vladimer Putin. This term refers to flatulence on a toilet.

Hey Fred, my longtime associate, I gotta take a Pootin.

Pootin by goferofdestruction August 5, 2020

pootin mooning 

When you fart while mooning someone.

I'm gonna do some Pootin Mooning

pootin mooning by oleteej June 25, 2015

Poopin' the Goose 

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".

When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"

Poopin' the Goose by ashep91 March 2, 2023

poopin in the litter box

The act of poopin in your roomates cats litter box after you find a curdled feline terd on your pile of clothes in your closet and get so mad you squat in the hubblest of ways and poop on some fresh step, hoping the cat will be as offended as you were, but probably won't mind it and your roomate gets to handle the situation.

Jeff was just poopin in the litter box, cuz he was pissed off, and hates your nasty ass cats.

poopin in the litter box by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012