adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.
past tense/noun: pooner
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!
Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.
Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!
Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...
Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
to go hunting for poon. going to the bars in search of a one night stand.
tonight is man night and we are gonna go to IC and go poonin!
Poonin is very wet, sloppy, down right wicked crazy four wheelin. The best place (some claim the only place) to do or experience poonin is in a little paradise widely known as BT. BT is located in western PA, just east of Pittsburgh. The proper way to engage in poonin is get mildly intoxicated, grab your best girl, your truck and hit the trails. You MUST not hold anything back, this part is extremely important to get full effect. You can go poonin any day of the week, any hour of the day, and even on holidays!
*not recommended to go poonin alone...use the buddy system
Round up the crew...we're hittin up the Hotel and goin Poonin!!!
1) The act of looking for some fine poon.
2) Also see Scissoring
"Oh, Michelle? Yeah, I think she may be out poonin' again"
the act of intercourse between a male and female
I was gonna come over last night but i was too busy poonin
Time to get my poon on