when someone tells you something so vile you poop and puke simultaneously in a fit of rage
"Hey Brian the apple event is starting!"

Brian: "Oh god I just poouked."
by Grumpy Dinosaur September 10, 2013
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When it's so bad it's coming out both ends.
I did so many shots and ate bad food, I was Poouking the whole next day!
by SweenySweens April 13, 2016
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When you poop and puke at the same time.
I need the toliet and the garbage, because i need to poouke.
by Jennayjenn February 28, 2016
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