Pootonium 

Horrendous foul-smelling shit, often discovered after a curry or more often known as 'beer shits'. The smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.

Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.

Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!

Pootonium by likeakipper8 January 16, 2011

Pooptown

1.The state of being poopy. It is said that someone is in pooptown when they are feeling poopy.
2.The anal region where poopy comes out.

1.Jane was in pooptown because Dick didn't want to play hopscotch with her.

2. He longed to visit his girlfriend's pooptown.

Pooptown by buttmonster3001 December 9, 2008

Potown 

Another name for the town/city of Poughkeepsie. Another name for it is PK.

I'm going down to Potown.

Potown by Sharzee August 6, 2008

pooton

n. a particle of feces suspended in the air which produces a foul smell resulting from flatulance or defecation.

1. Wow, those pootons are still trapped inside the car after we left it for an hour; it sure does stink in here.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.

pooton by codephanie February 13, 2014

Pooton

Noun. Pronounced POO-tahn. A shitload of trouble. Major notgoodness.

Dude, you just got us into major pooton.

Pooton by William Dean A. Garner May 22, 2011

Pooton

A crispy-ass hoe who sleeps with people in nightclub toilets

Girl 1: This party is bangin'!
Girl 2: Ew, look at that girl heading to the toilets, what a Pooton!!!!!!

Pooton by poloswag May 6, 2014

Pootons

n. - An unwanted piece of processed food (usually something mexican). That has attached itself to your also unwanted hair around your anus.

After my spicy bean wrap, I spent most the night pickin' Pootons out from between my cheeks.

Pootons by Cory Sawatzki June 19, 2007