Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Poolnani 

Poonani in such excess that one could swim in it.

“Hey Dan, you should come to my BBQ this weekend. There will be burgers, and you can dip your dick in the poolnani.”

Poolnani by 420MILFLOVER69 February 13, 2019

poonami

poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).

1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"

poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012

Poontah

Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.

Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!

Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...

Chieftain: *silence*

Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?

Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!

Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*

Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.

Poontah by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 9, 2019

poontacular 

An extremely fortunate situation, comprising of a group of two or more single and available females. Especially related to girls attracted to other girls, or overwhelming nudity.

Five girls in a hot tub? Brah, that's Poontacular.

poontacular by Mark D'Antonio October 29, 2006

Poonam 

The most beautiful someone could look without even the slightest of the makeup.

OMG! The girl sitting in Cafe Zinea was such a Poonam! I couldn't take my eyes off her.

That girl is so Poonam! I wish I could have her in my life.

Poonam by Lambuu March 30, 2020

Poonanners 

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States

Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.

Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018