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Pooting Man 

An exclusive order of Men who are known to "poot
Pooting Man by RealSheriffWoody March 22, 2021
The term used when someone farts in another persons face.
Pooting is = *person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip*
pooting by JayGulBard May 31, 2007
Describes something bad, variation on Bumtingz but meaning the opposite.
"Uuurrrgh, you heard that new kanye album?"
"Yerrr man it's pootengz you know"
"innit, guy slacked out."
Pootengz by A_Dot_Jesus January 3, 2009

AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.
Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live
Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.
I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.
Pooting by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013
The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.
Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!
Pooting by pu3k September 30, 2009