poot noodle 

when you mean to fart, but you shit.

dag yo wats that stank smells like poot noodle

poot noodle by pootnoodle August 10, 2009

poonoodle 

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole

"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"

poonoodle by nate stahl November 11, 2008

Poopnoodle 

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.

I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.

Poopnoodle by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010

poopnoodle 

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.

I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.

poopnoodle by Drosophila September 2, 2010

potnoodle fringe

A fringe that looks like you have a pot noodle on your head

Anyone who is not a scouser could have one of these e.g. A wool or a manc and so on. A u potnoodle fringe fuck off

potnoodle fringe by Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsa December 17, 2013

potnoodle 

Something that is simple or easy to solve, like a 4-piece jigsaw puzzle.

"Who could have committed this horrible crime?"
"Potnoodle, my dear Watson. It was the butler!"

potnoodle by P. J. April 12, 2008

Potnoodle_vr 

He’s a noodle who is very good at getting girls

“Wow it’s potnoodle_vr let’s go get griddy”

Potnoodle_vr by Potnoodle_VR April 15, 2022