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poosterbate 

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.
poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014
Somebody scared of their partners.
"Sunny is a right old Poosey, he's scared of his missus and has to watch what he says/does so it doesn't displease her"

Man1: what are you doing Sunny tonight?
Sunny: nothing, going to stay home with the wife, she's not happy with me and so I have to make it up to her by cooking her a meal"
Man1: You POOSEY!
Poosey by Ghazi January 29, 2008
Slang for "pussy", as in a woman's genitalia or a cat.
My poosey is shedding.
Poosey by Ka August 4, 2003

loosey poosey 

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity
Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

Hoosiey Poosiey

An adorable, small, fluffy, quick, happy thing.
Omg look it's a Hoosiey Poosiey!!!!!!
Hoosiey Poosiey by Miss B. Pink September 17, 2017
a stuck-up or snobby person, usually a girl or gay guy.
Alice: Did you see Chandra and her new Gucci purse?

Alex: How could I not? She kept on shoving it in my face. Damn, that bitch is so poosty!
poosty by rebelwithacause911 March 17, 2010