Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

Poor Man's Spliff

Lighting and smoking a cigarette with tobacco and one hitter with Cannabis simultaneously. It can also be used as an attempt to mask the weed smell if circumstances require.

I grabbed a Marlboro red and poked my one hitter into the last of my weed to smoke a poor man's spliff.

by Riverrat69 December 12, 2022

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 15, 2012

poor man’s lemonade

marmalade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?

by xmasanarchist September 21, 2022

Poor Man’s Yaris GR

10/10 Top Gear Score

Yo bro did you know that your 50k car is actually the Poor man’s Yaris GR

by YarisGR4LYF March 23, 2022

Poor man's Punishment

The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.

Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?

Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.

Person 1: What! That must of hurt.

by Egg with tail November 1, 2017

poor man's drink

To go around the bar and poor all the leftover drinks into one cup, a deadly cocktail.

"I saw that homless guy in the bar last week, he mixed himself a poor man's drink"

by spazwcr July 8, 2020