potato chips on a sandwich
"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
by hodags1966 October 18, 2017
Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.
Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?
by CognitiveFuel July 10, 2023
by cbubbles40 June 18, 2011
-noun
1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.
2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.
2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."
2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
by Spineripper18 February 25, 2011
The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".
Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"
Jack: So, what happened?
Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
Jack: So, what happened?
Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
by CactusHeart January 13, 2012
Adding extra nicotine to a cigarette in order to get a high similar to meth or crack. This is very dangerous and nobody should do it. Ever. Of course meth and crack are both very dangerous anyway, as is smoking, so nobody should do those things either.
Joey was using poor man's crack, so after he got done tripping balls he had to go to the emergency room for his chronic dumbassitude and dicketry.
by cbubbles40 June 19, 2011
When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
by Sick Mike August 16, 2009