poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

poop coach by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

poopycouch 

A sofa or couch that has doo-doo under its cushoin cause the person in line for the bathroom REALLY had to go; normally friends couches, and couches at parties

Bob:dude whats that smell?
Sydney: are you sitting on the couch?
Bob: YA
Sydney: ughhh! well last night at my party some one took a little fart-dragon under the cushion of my couch.
Bob: man Sydney, someone gave you a major poopycouch

poopycouch by Bizzy-Drizzy-Dradle March 11, 2011

poopycooch 

the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf

My ex-wife had poopycooch that I just couldn't get close to.

poopycooch by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

Coach Poppy 

A stylish sub-brand from Coach introduced in 2009 and aimed at materialistic teenage girls and young women. The Coach Poppy collection includes handbags (purses), wristlets (called little things), shoes, tees, and jewels. It is a "fresh and spirited...fierce and vibrant" kind of brand. Coach Poppy bags/wristlets are more colorful and shinier than regular Coach products (since teenage girls are naturally attracted to bright, shiny objects and will buy all of them). Not only do the colors and glitter attract them, but the males as well, since most of the material girls that carry these bags/wristlets are super hot. A beautiful girl with a Poppy bag over her shoulder and a wristlet on her arm will get all the boys staring at her.

Are you a Coach Poppy girl?

Coach Poppy by Sharpie1987 July 20, 2010