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Jizz Poop 

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals
"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"
Jizz Poop by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021

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If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.
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poopjizz 

the act of jizzing in the butthole and pooping it out while having someone eat it
me: i need to poop
jeff: i need to jizz
me and jeff: poopjizz time!!!
me: lets get ryan to eat it
ryan: nom nom nom nom nom nom
poopjizz by fast and gentle October 2, 2011

poopjizz 

1. After preforming ATM with a girl and cumming in her mouth, letting her kiss you after that is the essence of poopjizz
2. A disgusting substance oozing from a sink
3. Describing something of a nasty texture or appearance
1. Bro 1: Dude, last night I totally tasted my own poopjizz.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.

2. Bro 1: Dude, my sink just poopjizzed out the hole on the side.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.

3. Bro 1: Dude, that food at the cafe tasted like poopjizz.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.
poopjizz by hulk brogan the IV November 18, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026