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pooptriot 

A pooptriot is someone who proclaims louder than anyone else that he loves his country, but then proceeds to travel thousands of miles in a pick-up truck full of loaded weapons, Molotov cocktails, and explosive devices, so he can violently break into his country's national legislature and make a half-assed attempt to kidnap the representatives from both major political parties and who people from all over the country voted into office. He will also threaten to kill the Vice President that he himself voted for. And, while also proclaiming very loudly that Blue Lives matter to him more than to any of those annoying Black Lives Matter people, he will beat a police officer in the head to death with a fire extinguisher. And, of course, he will also poop in the capitol building like a true patriot.
Pooptriot Lives Matter.

Remember the Pooptriot Riot on January 6, 2021?
pooptriot by MousseAuChocolat January 16, 2021
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pooprise 

-a #2 left in the toilet for someone else to find
"dont flush the toilet. i left a pooprise for my roomate to find when he gets home"
pooprise by prestressed January 23, 2009

pooptistic 

a person(s) who are obsessed about poop they sing eat rap with it or about it
Kaden is pooptistic so he sings about poop
pooptistic by CGYF April 2, 2018

POOTRISS 

There are many ways ways that the pootriss operates!

A.) The Pootriss sings!
B.) The Pootriss hisses!
C.) The Pootriss bites!
D.) The Pootriss poots!
POOTRISS by xw1therfade August 26, 2019

poortrisha

poortrisha is live on twitch now! go check out her cracked valorant streams
poortrisha by greggregory131 November 20, 2022