Postexting 

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting

As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really

Postexting by AYL April 1, 2009

poopexting 

Texting while you poop.

While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.

poopexting by Ladhra May 30, 2014

Protexting 

Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.

Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.

Protexting activities include:

Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text

Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."

Not recognizing texting as social progress.

Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.

Protexting by Cyclemax December 21, 2010

gay pimptexting 

when you text 3 or more different guys when you think they are girls

austin: i want to put oil on your body

guy: dude, that's gay. im a guy, not a girl. that's gay pimptexting

gay pimptexting by leokids April 30, 2010

pooperting 

pooperting is another word for a toilet,outhouse,or hole in the ground.

I used the pooperting to take a crap.

pooperting by Kraten January 3, 2008

Pooptending

When a person pretends to go poop to get out of something they don't want to do.

A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.

Pooptending by DerumCapz October 4, 2016

Pooexting 

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

Pooexting by KEQ October 9, 2017