Poopsick

Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.

"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."

Poopsick by andrewbw October 16, 2008

pooplicker 

likes to eat shit out of buttholes. enjoys the taste.

no! you nasty pooplicker!

pooplicker by m!$$fr3$h March 1, 2011

poopdick

having poop on the penis after anal sex

Without proper cleaning, a bout with someones anus can leave you with poopdick.

poopdick by mamamomash March 20, 2003

poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.

dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."

poopdick by spanky March 12, 2005

pooplick 

When your dog licks his/her butthole and leaves a wet spot in the bed.

"Damn! I think I just laid in Psyche's pooplick!"

"Psyche!!! STOP POOPLICKING IN THE BED!"

"The wet spot in the bed is surely a pooplick."

pooplick by Daviddddddddddddd April 11, 2008

pootnick 

That one friend who just annoys the tuck out of you.

Omg Kourtney is such a Pootnick!

pootnick by Adamant97 July 6, 2017

poopdick

An insult used to describe a person who is being, or is in general, an asshole. It is used when calling said person a dick does not completely suit the shitiness of their actions.

Sam-"Hey look you dyed your hair blonde. Haha you look like Hitler."

Dana-"Stop being such a poopdick, Hitler doesn't even have blonde hair."

poopdick by ClayAiken July 20, 2012