Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop 2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."
"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."
"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"
this word was found in a Nietzsche text lost deep down in John Denver's raised ranch in jersey. It was found to mean a act of jacking off your shit. no, i dont mean sticking it up your holes again and again, i mean actual jacking off your logs.
comes from greek word,
poopstapolus batum, meaning the city where napolean first jacked off his logs. the next day he beat the french in a war., and so the act of poopstabation continued.
Michael refused to have a glass of wine with me because he insisted that it would give him a horrible headache and that he needed to get to bed before 8:00 p.m. anyway. Michael is illustrating poopstain like behavior.