poopist

When someone considers himself as a professional pooper, because he/she/it poops a lot.

„I‘m big poopist rn, almost clogged the toilet again, but this one was good.“

poopist by chadster69 December 12, 2020

poopsteve420 

Someone who trades their dignity for views on Youtube.

Did Poopsteve420 really just post a video of him shitting upside down with no clothes on?
Yep he did...

poopsteve420 by dankstorm August 1, 2014

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopst 

The act of posting your poop in the toilet on the internet.

Oh my god honey, come look at my shit! I took a picture and I'm calling it the, "Stinky Garcia." I'm totally going to poopst it on the internet.

poopst by Chunkie Poopie February 10, 2014

Poopstacle 

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.

I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.

Poopstacle by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015

Poopertainment 

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

poopenstein 

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.

Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.

poopenstein by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008