poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...

I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!

by EvilGenius420 December 11, 2013

poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously

Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!

by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009

Poopdick

When a dick has poop all around it because his partner's asshole was dirty do to the lack of douching and fat dirty diarrhea

Yo what the fuck you like Poopdick, your like yuki.

by poopypooperz doodies March 5, 2021

Poopdick

When you do anal and a girl shits on your dick

Celsie was doing anal and shit on a guys dick poopdick

by Celsie May 14, 2021

PoopDick

When you ash your cigarette, blunt, or joint and the cherry falls out.

“Fuck, I just Poopdicked on the floor!”

by Poopdicken Granny August 14, 2022

poopdick

What you have

poopdick is what you have.

by kadenm219 November 19, 2016

Poopdick

Similar to getting tricked or bamboozled but when you really fucked up.

Brody decided to go into an old man's car after the old man said he had candy, Brody only got to see the man's penis and then he realized he just got Poopdicked.

by DickSlicer March 8, 2020