Poop Boner 

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.

Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!

Poop Boner by Synthroid December 11, 2010

Postboner

To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse

Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner

Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013

poopooversary 

The celebration of the Poopcident™, which occurred on the 28th of December 2019. The poopooversary is celebrated on the 28th of every month and is in recognition of the Poo Poo Swamp Water™ being consumed. The original incident occurred from 1:50-2:05pm, in which one fatality was recorded.

Josh: "The assignment is due on the 28th."
Juju: "That's on the poopooversary!"

poopooversary by johnzoup July 27, 2020

poopberg

When you take a big enough crap that an iceberg-like structure rises out of the water.

Man, I had a ton of Mexican food last night and made a huge poopberg this morning.

poopberg by robnoha February 26, 2006

poop boner 

A need to poop that gives you a slight erection

Tim Kaye had a poop boner after his concert.

poop boner by TopeaseArlie July 22, 2006

Poopmonger 

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter

Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger

Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009

Pokéboner 

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.

Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.

Pokéboner by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016