poop hands 

a person who likes to write on the bathroom wall in shit

I heard that girl lindsey is a poop hands she wrote all over the nolan bathroom walls in shit

poop hands by raginhormones June 27, 2010

poop hands 

n., the condition of having hands that smell of feces

Sniff, sniff! You've got poop hands, son! Have you been scratching your butt again? Go wash WITH SOAP--

poop hands by MichaelM August 30, 2005

Poop Hands 

The act of sticking ones hands down their pants and farting on their hands. Then going around touching all their friends as much as possible. If someone does this to you, you have the right to call them Poop Hands for the rest of their life.

*Commits Poop Hands*
DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK! GET OUT OF HERE POOP HANDS!

Poop Hands by People Against Poop Hands April 23, 2010

second hand poop 

when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)

when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!

second hand poop by thisismyyoufatass May 30, 2010

hand poop 

When pooping,you have to put ur butt in a spot that ull poop out poop that looks like a hand.

Yo adam,last night i saw this nigg pooping in my friends back.Im Like "o shit balls",he got a hand poop!!!

hand poop by Mr.butt April 1, 2008

Poop in a Handbag 

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.

*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!

Poop in a Handbag by Scoob The Greek October 4, 2010