poop eating contest 

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.

poop eating contest by JarMan September 21, 2003

Eating Poop In My Sleep 

Eating poop in your sleep means you should buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online

"Hey how was last night?"
"I was Eating Poop In My Sleep"
"You should buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online"

Eating Poop In My Sleep by Oofboyei December 26, 2021

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

Poopbating by kangtommy November 6, 2014

poopexting 

Texting while you poop.

While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.

poopexting by Ladhra May 30, 2014

pooperting 

pooperting is another word for a toilet,outhouse,or hole in the ground.

I used the pooperting to take a crap.

pooperting by Kraten January 3, 2008

Poopating

Action of doing a poop...

Given how "poopsing" doesn't roll of the tongue as well, and "poop-ing" is too informal, and since there is not #2 word that matches "Urinating"; "Poopating" becomes a great coloquial replacement.

It is also slighly funny to say...

Excuse me! I am poopating!

Poopating by Guisrt May 29, 2026