poop and seek

A game you and your friends play where one friend goes to poop and then texts mass amounts of people before they do poop. They Everyone has to find that person before they finish pooping. If this happens to you, you will receive a text saying POOP!. This usually works best when no one expects this like when in school or at work. By the way opposite sex bathrooms are not off limits so go where ever you can to find this person.

In the middle of class I received a text saying POOP! because my friend joe was playing poop and seek.

by Danny Is the shit November 16, 2007

poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

by Grande John July 21, 2006