Poop Hammock
Poop Hammock by Dale Richardson June 7, 2010
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poop hammock
When you place at least three ass gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. You calmly shit and if done correctly the poop will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the ass gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. Sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.
person 1: "Hey man you wont believe what I just did in the bathroom!"
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."
poop hammock by chevygirl01957 December 14, 2010
poop hammock
smooth butthole connoisseur: “yo you got a nice poop hammock going on down there”
poop hammock enjoyer: “yeah”
poop hammock enjoyer: “yeah”
poop hammock by poophammockenjoyer July 11, 2021
Poop Hammock
When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock
Poop Hammock by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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