pooposite 

when you are trying to say that something is the opposite of something, but it's either bad or hilarious.

I'm the pooposite of drunk right now.

pooposite by un false December 8, 2010

Pooposition 

The serious conversation you bring up to your girlfriend/wife/fling about doing anal.

Debano " Listen. Babe. I got a Pooposition for you."

Beky" I'm listening."

Debano" If you allow us to experiment with back door penetration...I'll go shopping with you more..."

Beky" Alright! But we must use mass amounts of lube!"

Pooposition by Daravouchi December 3, 2013

Poofosity 

Noun. A word that names the extent of the springiness or the poofiness of an object.

I've never seen such poofosity in anyones' hair before.

Poofosity by island fred June 10, 2008

poooosay 

poooosay tight, poooosay clean, poooosay fresh
Rawr
Uwu
<3

This poooosay slaps bruh

poooosay by UwuRawrPoosay December 1, 2022

Pooposity 

The degree to which something resembles a large log of shit

The pooposity factor of that automobile is quite high.

Pooposity by Pucci February 28, 2003

Poooos 

A variation of the Afrikaans slang word poes.
It's mainly used by non-Afrikaans speaking folks, as a mock of the word and the people who use i. The word poes loosely translates to "pussy/vagina" but can also mean dick. ie; he was such a poes for giving us extra work.
the proper pronounciation for poooos
would start by tightening your lips together and then forcing the 'p' sound out following that up with a 'ooh' like sound and then completing the word by hissing the 's' out.

Jak: yo Luke, don't you this Carlo was acting like a grade A poooos earlier.
Luke: yes, Jak...yes i do.

Carlo at McD's: I'd like one Orio-Mcfluffy to go please, poooos!!!
Sandy: Carlo don't be such a pooos.

Poooos by My-Latte-Floats-Hard October 28, 2012

Poooose 

Dry fanny

He he he he he said poooose to me

Poooose by Craig Barnes August 8, 2012