poon coon

Someone who gets a lot of ratchets.

Parker is such a poon coon, hugging all the twerking girls.

by pooncoonx April 13, 2013

Poon Coon

A modern slang term for a girl who likes to licka the va-jay-jay.

Rachel is the best poon coon I’ve ever had the pleasure of being friends with.

by Rj2017 January 2, 2018

Poon Coon

A desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access.

Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.

I feel like such a poon coon, but damn my babulias' gettin' stale!!

by TXZappa September 18, 2008

coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

by Phil January 27, 2005

Coon Poon

When one cannot stand up for ones belief or capabilities; a word that gets used to name call weak kids; another version of a wimp, pussy, scaredy cat, chicken, bitch; having no courage or will power to defend ones self. Most Coon Poons tend to be weak and under pressure.

Ashley: Alex flinches every time you pretend to hit him!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!

by Ashley2oh9 August 7, 2010