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Shoot pool with a rope

when one's dick cannot become hard during sex due to the amount of alcohol (i.e. whiskey) consumed. a.k.a. "whiskey dick."
Because of my heavy drinking habits i often shoot pool with a rope when I'm with my slampiece, but its no problem because i always hammer it out in the morning.
Shoot pool with a rope by big dh February 28, 2011

Shootin' pool with a rope 

Attempting sexual intercourse with a impotent penis.
Green, Last night bro, I was so gone off X I was shootin' pool with a rope.. My girl was pissed!

Playing pool with a piece of rope

When you are trying to have sex with a girl but are far too drunk to get a full hard on or even a three quarter.
Man A: How did you get on with that girl last night?

Man B: To be honest mate I was so lashed it was like playing pool with a piece of rope.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026