When you are trying to have sex with a girl but are far too drunk to get a full hard on or even a three quarter.
Man A: How did you get on with that girl last night?
Man B: To be honest mate I was so lashed it was like playing pool with a piece of rope.
Man B: To be honest mate I was so lashed it was like playing pool with a piece of rope.
by Mikey R June 22, 2007