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pool hoping

The act of driving to the nearest developement then proceeding to jump into every pool accessable. If done correctly you should escape without being caught
Girl: Let's go pool hoping
Boy: what's that?
girl: only the best sport ever!
Man: what the hell are you doing walking the streets in your bathing suit?
Girl: practicing for a marathon obviously!
Boy: whatever I do what I want!!
pool hoping by GNOMEPOOLHOPING March 18, 2009
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pool hopping

when your bored in summer, or any time of year really you just go and jump in other peoples pools and see how many times you can go before getting caught. usually it is ten times more fun if you do get caught, because the looks on peoples faces is priceless
Antonella: Wanna go pool hopping?
Sarah: Sure why the hell not.
pool hopping by aleo July 24, 2006

pool hopping

Hoping from pool to pool; usually done at night, or during the day when people (pool owners) are working. It is the act of running to one neighbours pool jumping in, then running to another pool to jump in,, and continue the cycle.This is all done without getting caught(hopefully).
Kayla: hey matt wanna go pool hopping?
Matt: um, what the hell?
Kayla: come on its fun!
Matt: okay i guesss.. since its so hot.
*2 hours later*
Random guy: GET THE HELL OUTA MA POOL
*ChkCHK* (loads shotgun)
Matt: AHHHHh RUN
Kayla: ahahahahahah

Pool Hopping

Going to a resort area like Ft Lauderdale beach and going in a resort hotel pool until you get kicked out. Then just go to the next hotel and the next and the next.
When we were kids in the 60's we would go pool hopping on Ft Lauderdale beach. "You kids get out of here!!!" Great fun growing up.
Pool Hopping by Youdummy January 1, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008