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Pookies and Ray-Rays 

Definition - Pookies and Ray-Rays are stereotypical ghetto-dwelling men. They lack ambition; they usually don't have a job or decent income. They probably have felony records for stupid crimes (domestic abuse, petty theft, selling weed, robbery, assault), drug addiction, and multiple children by several women. They have few employment prospects due to their inability to take control of their lives, mainly because they're poorly educated. They lack personal accountability for their problems and cannot respond to difficult circumstances. They are shamelessly low-class.

Who coined the phrase? Popular YouTube and podcast host Oshay Duke Jackson coined the term around 2018 as a funny way to describe low-life black men.

Origin - The term derives from the nicknames of famous movie characters of the same names; "Pookie," the comical crackhead from New Jack City (Chris Rock), and "Ray-Ray," the two-timing crook from South Central (Byron Minns). However, these nicknames were common in many black ghettos in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.
"She spent her best year weaving and gelling. Now, she has multiple children by different Pookies and Ray-Rays, but wonders why no good man wants to marry her."

Pookinesis 

When your friends are pooking out, and you are so mentally involved you can tell what they are pooking out about without saying anything.
Hey man, Brando’s looking a bit rough. Yea man, my pookinesis is telling me he’s scared we might get caught”
Pookinesis by The Vengaboys June 23, 2019

Profinessensational 

To finesse at a professional level with swag
If you get shawty to give you her whole income tax refund your " Profinessensational "

quantum spookiness 

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.
Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.
quantum spookiness by Matt BB October 15, 2003

poopness 

The state or condition of being poop.
The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.
poopness by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008
The name for every white person's little dog.
"Hey what's your dogs name"

"Oh it's Pookins"
Pookins by Pooky Pooks April 1, 2017