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pooflakes 

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney
" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "
pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008
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The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.
I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.
poolates by Difose October 16, 2008

Pooplate 

Girl (to boy): Uhh.. Will you date me?

Boy: Da fuck? No, your face is pooplate.
Pooplate by popeandcockrocks October 4, 2011
Originating in edinburgh, polates are weed infused coffees. The term combines po and cafe latte.
A slightly softer sibling of the caramel crachiatto and the L.S.Dresso.
Often used at the end of a message to suggest that two people meet up for the purpose of drinking them.
Ricardo, where have you been?
I'm feeling stressed out but need perking up aswell...

Polates?
polates by Diddiodopolis January 12, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008