poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

by Difose October 16, 2008

Poohlates

Pilates exercises that make you have to poop.

poohlates always leads to a double-flusher

by Li'l Crohnsie July 10, 2010

polates

Originating in edinburgh, polates are weed infused coffees. The term combines po and cafe latte.
A slightly softer sibling of the caramel crachiatto and the L.S.Dresso.
Often used at the end of a message to suggest that two people meet up for the purpose of drinking them.

Ricardo, where have you been?
I'm feeling stressed out but need perking up aswell...

Polates?

by Diddiodopolis January 12, 2009