poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

poolates by Difose October 16, 2008

Poohlates 

Pilates exercises that make you have to poop.

poohlates always leads to a double-flusher

Poohlates by Li'l Crohnsie July 10, 2010

polates 

Originating in edinburgh, polates are weed infused coffees. The term combines po and cafe latte.
A slightly softer sibling of the caramel crachiatto and the L.S.Dresso.
Often used at the end of a message to suggest that two people meet up for the purpose of drinking them.

Ricardo, where have you been?
I'm feeling stressed out but need perking up aswell...

Polates?

polates by Diddiodopolis January 12, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008