pood

a cat - a cute little fluffy cat.

we need to buy more food for the poods.

by charlie January 25, 2003

Pood

Sand, typically found on a beach or near a large body of water, that ahs been subject to the effects of said water and is consiquently wet.

Wet sand.

I got pood between my toes at the beach.
This pood is warm.
Look at the footprints in the pood.

by Joe Paris February 2, 2007

Pood Gussy

Pood Gussy is an inocent way to say Good Pussy when in a group of people that you may not want to inform.

Me: she's perfect, she's got the tig ol bitties and that pood gussy.

by hardyanimal June 22, 2022

pood coma

When you shit so hard you end up passing out.

My wife called the ambulance because she found me on the floor of the bathroom but it was just a pood coma.

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 16, 2019

Pree Pood

Free Food (As spoken by mooching dirty old Asian ladies)

"It always goot pood when eets pree pood. Vedy sweat and waterry"!

by OZ616 September 12, 2010

Flying Pood

A mysterious creature thus which appearedeth in the film The Flying Pood. A pood is a runt-like being with a bearded human face, but the flying one has wings like a thus butterfly and feet like beans. All poods have a slight poot smell and are never really in danger but may seek you out to save them so that you may experience an adventure that thus may be needed.

"The Flying Pood! Where did he go?" "I feel like a pood after eating those beans."

by Flying Pood January 22, 2019

faux-pood

1. verb. to fart under embarrassing conditions.
2. verb. to release a fart that has an incredible stench. (literally a false poop.)

Jennifer, thinking she was alone in the library, loudly faux-pood.

by Scubadubadog January 5, 2008