Definitions by Scubadubadog

faux-pood 

1. verb. to fart under embarrassing conditions.
2. verb. to release a fart that has an incredible stench. (literally a false poop.)

Jennifer, thinking she was alone in the library, loudly faux-pood.

faux-pood by Scubadubadog January 13, 2008

faux-poo 

1. noun. a fart that accidentally slips out in an embarrassing situation.
2. noun. a fart that is intentionally released but exhibits the owner's poor sense of social etiquette.
3. noun. a really bad fart that is more closely described as a fake shit; only missing the solid matter.

Oh my God, did someone step in something or was that a faux-poo?
Can you believe Cindy's faux-poo during church?

faux-poo by Scubadubadog January 13, 2008