pooched

- feeling tired
- an empty bowl ;)

Damn yo, I was so pooched after work last night.

Shit man, that bowl's pooched. Top it up again.

by puclik June 17, 2003

pooch

an outward rounding of the stomach area -- can be sexy... or not

"Rub my pooch"

by Winnie the Pooch October 25, 2002

pooched

broken; incorrect; displaying negative characteristics without explanation; less than optimal

I don't know what's wrong with your friggin' HDTV -- all I know is that it's probably pooched.

by 69 your mom November 18, 2005

Pooch

Used to refer to something not good. Particularly cinema.

What did you think of the movie? That was a pooch.

by qawqaw October 24, 2020

Pooch

A synonym for cockbloking, cheating

A term used in the past tense (Pooched) when someone has been cockbloked or cheated on.

The origin of the word comes from a well-known character in Montreal, Canada and the surroundings.
Tagged as a musician, love and dating Guru, Pooch is a caricatural character, often depicted as a antagonist by himself. Loved by most and hated by some for diverse sexual or relationship reasons.

Over the years, his stories and events made so many angry husbands that the expression took a form in itself, spreading itself from mouth to ear.

- This guy's a real Pooch, don't let him near your girlfriend.

- Dude, I went at Sally's place yesterday and she was in the bed with another guy.
- Shit man, you've just been Pooched.

- Hey, who's that guy banging your wife? Oh shit, that's Pooch!

- I went to the club yesterday and met this hot lady, but some random guy came and Pooched her right up my nose! I ended up spending the night alone.

by Ideosynchronicity July 7, 2009

Pooches

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other

I love you pooches

by Muliticus May 30, 2019

pooching

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards

They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!

by Kevin Break May 14, 2008