When one cums all over themselves in bed and falls asleep before they can clean it up
Ah shit, my mom saw the aftermath of a midnight poob and now she won't look me in the eyes
by Mystery Meats January 9, 2021
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Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys
I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.
by Thepoobsguy August 31, 2009
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Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well
Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!
by WillowNelson99 May 12, 2015
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Person 1: Hey with all my bands I got 6k right?
Person 2: Stop being such a poob with 2 lots of 1k you got 2k!
by capabilitygreen May 23, 2022
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The act of two people touching the ends of their index fingers together
1: Bro, pinky promise that you won't tell.
2: Nah dude, poob instead. It has more value

1: Why are they touching their fingers together?
2: They're poobing, bro
by magicmadx October 2, 2018
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a noob but you call it a poop idiot but you call poob cause they are 2 times worse than just a noob.
"hey how do i text a message shortly in sort style?"Jeana asked "omg you poob idiot you dum dum you don't know omg you're such a poob noob
by Earth Worm Sally April 9, 2018
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