poo-sneeze 

where you crap your pants and sneeze at the same time

Person 1: "aw man, I had to sneeze really bad but i pooed myself too!"
Person 2: "You just poo-sneezed my man."

poo-sneeze by hey77 March 27, 2010

Hover a sneeze poo 

when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.

"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"

"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"

Hover a sneeze poo by porschegt636 February 14, 2012

Sneezy Poo

When you sneeze, and it feels like you have to take a shit during (or after) you sneeze.

You: ACHOO!
Friend: Ha ha, sneezy poo?

You: Oh gosh... I really DID have to poop.

Sneezy Poo by Til' Death Do Us Part December 15, 2009

pooneeze 

When you sneeze and fart simultaneously, the instance is called a pooneeze

Jo did the biggest pooneeze before lunch, it was so loud!

pooneeze by Plantgirls January 8, 2010