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When two or more individuals expel flatulence with a wretched order and they combine within a close proximity of each other, creating the perfect storm of stench.
On the ride home the next morning from the bachelor party, that included copious amounts of beer and tacos at 2 am, two anonymous passengers busted ass at the same time, creating a PooNado that reeked havoc on everyone in the car, causing the driver to pull over so they could seek refuge.
PooNado by vroompac January 12, 2011
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A foul explosion of poo that leaks out of clothing.
My daughter had a poonado and it exploded out if her onsie getting her back and hair covered in feces.
Poonado by SomervilleRocks July 7, 2009
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1. The utterly foul and disgusting blanket of odor that seems to follow someone out of the bathroom and rips down the hall after performing excessive amounts of defecation in the bathroom. Like a tornado, its measured on the Fujita Scale.
1. After walking out of the bathroom and not closing the door, Davin completely unleashed an F5 PooNado on the entire office.
PooNado by Travis w. T February 13, 2009
A small isolated but powerfull shit storm hitting board rooms and classrooms nationwide
The boss was pissed and unleased a poonado on the conferance room.
poonado by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

Poonado Cider 

A huge nasty diharrhea
"Mom I made a huge poonado cider in the toilet"
Poonado Cider by NocturnalBeauty101 December 30, 2015
A term used to describe when an individual drops one of the nastiest sloppiest down right watery stomach pumping shits to ever grace a porcelain throne.

The poonado can be easily identified due to the appearance of dark skid marks smeared & strategically placed inside the porcelain bowl along with the foul toxic air swirling & suffocating the poor souls who find themself inhaling it.
Get the fuck outta my way cunts I’ve gotta urgently deposit a monstrous poonado
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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