poo tickets 

Just another name for toilet paper.

Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet

poo tickets by Richard10001 September 23, 2007

poo tickets 

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

poo tickets by neak October 18, 2008

poo tickler 

A poo tickler is when u shuv ure finger in a person ass and wiggle it around, tickling there poo. Caution this may cause sum stimulation

I gave jessica a poo tickler last nite, she loved it, was laughing for hours.

poo tickler by soonbo August 17, 2006

poo ticket run 

The act of getting naked when intoxicated, placing about one metre of 'poo tickets'(toilet paper)in between the bum cheeks, setting the end on fire, and running to extinguish.

there is no example needed..just do the poo ticket run!

poo ticket run by first witness December 31, 2007

poo tickle

When someone leaves such a huge shit in a toilet that it tickles the next persons butthole.

It was so huge it stopped up the toilet and still left enough to give my wife a poo tickle.

poo tickle by Zorrro September 15, 2008

pooticket 

in association with the V-Card. by losing your pooticket u lose ur anal virginity.

Andrew: i heard u hooked up with a guy last night Sean. there goes ur pooticket.

Sean: naw i lost my pooticket a month ago to Tony.

pooticket by pooticket-holder November 13, 2006