poo-stained vagina 

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.

I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.

poo-stained vagina by homoguytom October 16, 2012

poo-stained man pole 

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.

After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.

poo-stained man pole by NICKOHYEAH1111 December 3, 2007

Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug

The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.

I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010

poo stainer 

A person who exhibits bratty or obnoxious behavior, often for no legitimate reason. Can also be shortened to 'stainer.'

"Then he said, 'I don't have time to email you! Football is a 12-hour-a-day job!'"
"Eric is such a poo stainer."

poo stainer by HarryPi September 11, 2009

Poostained titties 

When one is having sex with a woman and shits on her tits

Billy:"hey baby I hope you don't mind if I give you poostained titties"
Mary:"what?!"
Billy:*shits all on Marie's titties* "ewww that was mad stanky yo!"

Poostained titties by Smelly weenie jiz June 2, 2019